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No such thing as perfect
Straight person: I support gay rights.
Ignorant person: Gay.
Straight person: No, I think you misunderstood, I am heterosexual, but I don't see anything wrong with people who aren't the same as me, I think they deserve the same respect as the rest of us.
Ignorant person: Faggot. You're going to hell.
Straight person: Okay cool, brb gonna go kick a dog.
Ignorant person: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? It's just a dog it's not hurting anybody, why are you being so cruel to it?
Straight person: Oh lol wow didn't know you were a dog. Freak...
Ignorant person: I'm not a dog...
Straight person: Well obviously you are, why else would you being trying to stand up for dogs if you're not a dog?
Ignorant person: Wow, don't you know you can stand up for something without being it?
Straight person:
Ignorant person: Oh
Straight person: Go fuck yourself.
Break agad!
Boy: Pwede manligaw?
Girl: Oo, cge.
Boy: Oh tlaga? Edi sagutin mo nako dun din naman mapupunta yun e, bakit patatagalin mo pa?
Girl: Oo cge tayo na.. :)
Boy: Oh? Talaga. Thanks.
Girl: Break na tayo. Dun din nman mapupunta to, bakit patatagalin pa?
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robinlaing:

Alan Rickman reads Shakespeare’s Sonnet 130

My mistress’ eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips’ red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask’d, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks; 
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare. 

OH MY SWEET GOD

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hercosmiclove:

Ian called Elena Damon’s girl. And than he referred to Nina as his girlfriend.

You gotta love this man. He loves killing the fandom.

When your teachers attitude suddenly changes when the principal comes in the classroom.

sodamnrelatable:

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